I give a really big hoot about you.
Hi. My name is Sophie, and I have more One Direction posters in my room than you do.
*reads the last line again*
*closes the book*
*throws book out the window*
*jumps out the window after it*
*writhes in pain while clutching the book*
*cries and rocks it back and forth*
*puts it back down on the shelf*
*Calls friend* “read this book”