gllorious:

mom can you give me $1000000 please it’s for school

(via sorry)

celestial-sexhair:

disadvantages of having thick hair

  • your head is always 100000 degrees
  • shedding everywhere
  • snapping thin combs
  • spend $100 on dye if you want to color it
  • hair is still wet 2 years after you showered
  • styling your hair takes longer than growing it

advantages of having thick hair

  • ????

(via departured)

peetasboxers:

either you put this many questions marks ???????????? or you put none

(via succeeding)

ewok-gia:

*flicks holy water on you* leave

(Source: dominatrixes, via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

kushdrinker:

have u ever tried to look cool in front of ur friends and u 

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(via departured)

Me: I'm having a virgin Mai Tai
Friend: isn't that just pineapple and orange juice
Me:
Me: *sips drink*
Me:
Me: I came out tonight to have a fun time and I honestly am feeling so attacked right now

moonager:

One time I was on a rollercoaster and a guy’s hat fell off during one of the loops but he caught it when we were right side up again, and i have to go my whole life knowing I’ll never be as cool as that guy.

(Source: deersjaw, via theyellowbrickroad)

freshprlncess:

food-vacuum:

how does phone sex end?

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(Source: foodvacuum, via succeeding)