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why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me
Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.
Ok like I’ve never read The Fault In Our Stars but I see it every where on this site and I want to.
Is it any good??
now selling tickets to my funeral get in quick
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if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited
great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die
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made this transparent
looks best on light backgrounds
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when people take your sarcastic jokes seriously
man if i had an identical twin we would fuck shit up so bad let me tell you
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